Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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