It's like God shit irony all over that family
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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