Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My vagina is officially offended.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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