I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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