No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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