hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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