dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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