girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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