where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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