Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
