Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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