he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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