The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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