I'm drive I can fine osifer
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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