white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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