Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I wear drunk well.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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