He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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