big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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