Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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