i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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