im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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