Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
