Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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