i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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