What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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