a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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