I'm going to jail i love you
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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