did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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