Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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