just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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