i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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