If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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