They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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