But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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