Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
