Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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