i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
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Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
how does that bad decision feel?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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