This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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