So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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