A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
