she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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