I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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