it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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