fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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