Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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