Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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