No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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