After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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