Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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