I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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