I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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