But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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