he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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