Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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