so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
you inspire me to be a worse person
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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