doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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