this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Oh god it's open bar.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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