He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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