also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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