I just saw a hot homeless man
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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