So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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